Episode #103: Fat Shamers: Part Deux

We belly up to the bar for part two of the Dummy UN: Fat Shamers edition. Mike and Jeremy trade stories about the stockier times in their lives. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll split the seat of your pants.

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Episode #102: Dummy UN: Fat Shamers

With the in-laws in town, Mike finds himself in Emily’s car to record the first installment of the Dummy UN: Fat Shamers. Mike, Jeremy, and even Matt share their stories of body shame. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cause an earthquake…

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Episode #101: Holmes Is Where The Heart Is

After 100 episodes it’s time we shake it up over here at TDP. Like the Flintstones, we’re pleased to welcome a new member to the cast, our own Great Gazoo, Jeremy Holmes! Before Jeremy can become an official member we have to jump him into this gang with a verbal beating, and several voice mails from Downers excited to welcome Jeremy to the fray.

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TDP Camm Harston Memorial – Episode #14: Know Your Cracker with Camm Harston

After the news of Camm Harston’s decline hit Mike and I, we decided there was no way we could take to the mics and joke with heavy hearts, so this week we celebrate a close friend who left us all too soon. Via con dios Camm. You were truly one of a kind.

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TDP Camm Harston Memorial – Episode #79: White People Shit with Camm Harston

Beloved friend of the show and cohost of Raise Your Spirits, Camm Harston passed away early Saturday morning, and these two heartbroken podcasters spill a little podcast liquor on the curb for the fanciest nigga we’ve ever known. We love you Camm. Enjoy an episode from the TDP archives while it rains a little on our faces.

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Episode #100: 2015 Dummy Draft Combine with Josh

Like true champions, we rally from the crushing loss of our 100th episode and come at you stronger than before… What I’m trying to say is we’re the podcast version of the Seattle Seahawks. Friend and contributor Josh Opitz swings by eye the prospects in the 2015 Dummy Draft Combine.

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TDP Criterion Collection – Episode #36: The First Lady of Podcasting with Jen Andrews

Google Hangout decided to celebrate what would’ve been our 100th episode with yet another shitty connection, and ruined audio. Instead of enduring another week of Downer Bitching, we’re bringing you something from the TDP Criterion Collection. Jen Andrews was kind enough to grace us with her presence, and even more remarkably, the audio quality was above board!

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Episode #99: Dummy U.N: White People with Kate Bergstrom

From molecular gastronomy to insisting we all gaze at their disgusting mandaled feet, white folks have crazy range, and we have mad issues with them. Join us on this latest installment of the Dummy UN. Kate Bergstrom dips in to help Mike try to explain why white folks white sooo much harder than necessary.

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Episode #98: Mo Knows Snacks

After much anticipation, Matt and Mo begin a journey to detail their dad’s broken-ass snack game to Mike. From Vienna Sausages to cottage cheese mixed with jam, they give you the Zesta cracker blow-by-blow of what amounts to snacking child abuse.

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Episode #97 The Dummy UN: Mexicans with Sister Mo

We’ve all found ourselves pondering a semi-racist question that we don’t dare pose to the member of that racial minority, and TDP said, “Why not ask it anonymously on a podcast?” …and so the Dummy UN was born.

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